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How to Read Electronics Advertising

When It Says: It Really Means:
Available Now! |We overstocked / We can't sell any. |(Alternative: We have a really hot |item at an outrageous price)
State-of-the-Art Design |We can't get the chips yet but we hope to |before manufacturing starts.
Proven reliability |Antiquated technology and obsolete parts.
Compatible with most systems |Favor us with a big enough order and we'll |start designing an interface
Tremendous expandability |The unbundled "bare-bones" system with |the low advertised price is virtually |useless.
User-friendly |Slow, eats memory for lunch, and probably |won't meet your specific needs (but for a fat |consulting fee, we'll be happy to customize |it for you).
Advanced features |We couldn't get rid of the quirks/bugs in the |system, so we're pretending we planned them |all along.
Competitively priced |Costs less than IBM's.
Electronics Students in Interviews
Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current in A.C. as compared to D.C.?
Candidate: An AC current goes up and down (drawing a sinusoid) and requires more space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker.

Interviewer: How will you tell if that wall outlet carries AC or DC?
Candidate: I will put my finger in. If it is pushed away, it is DC. If it gets stuck, it was AC.

Interviewer: How will you reverse direction of an induction motor?
Candidate: I will remove the four bolts at the base, turn the motor around, and put back the bolts.

Interviewer: How do you start a synchronous motor?
Candidate: Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch)
Interviewer: Stop! Stop!
Candidate: rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch)

Interviewer: How do you limit surge current within an integrated circuit?
Candidate: By using a miniature circuit breaker.

Examiner (to student): Why does a capacitor block DC but allow AC to pass through?
Student: See, a capacitor is like this ---| |--- , OK. DC Comes straight, like this ----------, and the capacitor stops it. But AC, goes UP, DOWN, Up DOWN and jumps right over the capacitor!"

Examiner: "What is a step-up transformer?"
Student: "A transformer that is put on top of electric poles."
Examiner (smiling): "And then what is a step-down transformer?"
Student (hesitantly): "Uh -- A transfomer that is put in the basement or in a pit?"
Examiner (pouncing): "Then what do you call a transformer that is installed on the ground?" (Student knows he is caught -- can't answer)
Examiner (impatiently): "Well?"
Student (triumphantly): "A stepless transformer, sir!"

 
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